Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.
Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!
by Scottie/Chrissy's posey May 08, 2011
a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either
omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....
by crazy legz 1 January 10, 2011
the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.

" Hey is that guy over there gay "

" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
by ShayKates March 30, 2010
known for having a huge mustache on his face.
He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.
by C.J. Malczyk March 01, 2010
Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
Damn that guy chris,sucks dick
by FUCK YAH ;D August 06, 2011
A Jammy Bastard.
Chris is such a jammy bastard
by Jimmy the hick March 14, 2008

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