A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.
Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!
by loltrain69 August 29, 2011
Chris is a person who cannot hold his liquor.
Dude he pulled a chris and threw up all over the floor.
by coolguy5 August 08, 2011
The blackest kid in the city.
Man, that kid is so black he is almost a Chris.
by iPodularDevice December 07, 2010
A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 14, 2010
creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes
Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes
by tomisastrawberry September 23, 2010
a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....

Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....

has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles
Where's your Chris???

It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???
by NikknakkJebAsh February 28, 2010
tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit
hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris
by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009

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