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Fuck Chris! He is gay! He lies about a lot of shit. He lies and shit lies about the most unbelievable things.
Ex
Chris: I am going die
Me: fuck you nigga
by Chrisdaliar October 09, 2015
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V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
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143
A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 14, 2010
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144
Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.
Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.
by Ssgoku_012 January 16, 2009
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145
dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.
"hehehehe yaaayyy!"

"wow youre such a chris."
by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
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146
a very very sick yucky man
where is he?

celebrity "Chris"
by Jesus Child October 25, 2011
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147
He is the most amazing person in the world you can meet. he has an amazing sense of humor and there isnt one moment when you want to stop talking to him. He loves all his friends and isnt afraid to say it.

He will tell any girl he loves them if he truly does. he would never chat on anyone, hes too sweet.
Girl: who do you love?
Me: chris obviously
by thegirlinlove April 20, 2012
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