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A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own!!
Dude, that guy is acting like a Chris!
by Melanie Diane Walters June 10, 2005
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a guy who may also be called Wank. This is due the large amount of wanking that he does.
"Hey, have you seen chris today?"

"Oh, you mean Wank?"
by loikjun April 20, 2009
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Fuck Chris! He is gay! He lies about a lot of shit. He lies and shit lies about the most unbelievable things.
Ex
Chris: I am going die
Me: fuck you nigga
by Chrisdaliar October 09, 2015
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V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
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A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 14, 2010
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Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.
Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.
by Ssgoku_012 January 16, 2009
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dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.
"hehehehe yaaayyy!"

"wow youre such a chris."
by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
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