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Just an average name. No huge cocks, attractive bodies or sexy voices it's just a goddamn name nothin special
" Chris is nothing special!" said Chris as he looked up his name on Urban Dictionary
by Asian No: 69 December 31, 2014
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Who the fudge are you?!

I'm Chris
by Jockergnome October 08, 2011
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Chris is one of the best guys to ever walk the earth! He's really funny, sweet, kind. And gets tons of girls. Has the biggest penis you have ever seen! Loves short brunettes! And is a great boyfriend. Not good at keeping relationships, but tries his best. Usually popular and is the class clown. Overall the best fucking guy to walk the face of the earth
Damn I really wish I was Chris, he's amazing!
by _coolestguuy714 December 18, 2015
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The most awesome guy to ever walk the earth, is so awesome that he only needs to wear a top hat to pick up chicks. All guys want to be him, and all thing girls wanna be with him.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy with that top hat?

Girl 2: Oh yeh, thats Chris.

*Girl 1 faints*

Girl: Chris, top hats don't pick up chicks!

*Chris puts on top hat*

*Girl faints*
by Netheri July 03, 2011
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(n) A Chris is someone who is so amazing, mere mortals tremble in his very presence. Chris can move mountains and cause lightning storms, he can control the minds of the weak and he sees all.
Not somebody you want to have on your bad side, and if he is your friend, you're set for life.
aka a God

(adj) something that is amazing or indescribable with words.

Kid: "Dude that concert last night was Chris."
Kid 1: "Dude did you see that? That kid did a quintuple back flip with a 3 foot jump! That's impossible!"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, thats Chris."

Kid 3: "Ah, that explains it.
by Raisinbagel April 09, 2009
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The most amazing guy ever, who spends his life trying to have fun and keep his girlfriend happy. He is wanted by every girl around him, but he will never be unfaithful to his girlfriend. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you do meet one, you want to keep him close.
girl 1: "He is such a sweet guy."
girl 2: "Yeah, he's a real Chris."
by Kiley1208 November 05, 2011
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God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
He's just like a Chris! He's hot and sexy too!
by raNdomized September 21, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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