To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 03, 2012
Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.
Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.
by Jasonvb69 December 13, 2010
An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.
Chris
by fingerhut<3 April 17, 2010
Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.
That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid
by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009
A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.
1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."

2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."

3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
by batmannnnnnn February 24, 2010
1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off

2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much

3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text

4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"

2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating

3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"

4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009
The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.
Dude look at that chris total douche!
by lovepink10 September 23, 2010
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