To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 03, 2012
A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.
My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris
by vacant October 25, 2008
selfish cheap hateful mooching lying brokeass cuntfuck fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her!!!!!"

Is she pregnant?

No.

Wonder why.
by *her musband* March 17, 2009
has a very small dick so i dont kno why everyone else is sayin that it is huge haha, he has man boobs, he's obsessed with jacking off while talking to the hottest girls alive, luves touchin himself A LOT, he luves touchin his chubbiness, he sux at snowboardin and soccer and he's a hoe
heyyy chris wat are u doin tonight?
Chris-umm idk im prob goin to be sittin in my masterbatin chair again watchin who knos wat kind of porn haha
Wow chris ur funny!
Chris- no im serious
OH haha
by sexyyness2 July 08, 2009
A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.
Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.
by Jobelle January 01, 2008
A women beater. i.e: chris brown
guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris
by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009
A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
You're gunna be such a chris when you're older
by TheSteak November 10, 2008
HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS

CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK

HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT

HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT

CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER

HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL

HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS

OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
LOL CHRIS IS A FAG!
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010

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