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111.
To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 03, 2012
 
183.
HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS

CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK

HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT

HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT

CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER

HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL

HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS

OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
LOL CHRIS IS A FAG!
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010
 
184.
A chris is someone whos a bitch
Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.
by tricell March 18, 2009
 
185.
A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl
OMG! Is that a lizard!? Oh, wait, its just Chris
by ram123 March 18, 2009
 
186.
An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.
Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?"

Mike: "That's just a Chris"
by fagchops January 05, 2010
 
187.
a Foul Gypsy.

It's a sin against God to:
-help him
-love him
-smell him
- and tie his shoes
" You're a stinkin' Chris."
by TheWorldMayNeverKnow** February 26, 2009
 
188.
An idiot who can't spell
dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris
by Eric da boob August 26, 2008
 
189.
A Christopher (or a Chris) is someone who wears red cardigans, goes to shows, & aims their legs in 90 degree angles. Sports a curly hairdo & is taller than 90% of the population.
- Is Chris going to the show?
- Obviously.
by danielaa March 18, 2007