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A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.
My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris
by vacant October 25, 2008
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a very weird and tall individual
naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
by yakkk68 May 01, 2010
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185
a Foul Gypsy.

It's a sin against God to:
-help him
-love him
-smell him
- and tie his shoes
" You're a stinkin' Chris."
by TheWorldMayNeverKnow** February 26, 2009
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186
Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.

Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.

Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 05, 2011
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187
Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.
Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.
by Jasonvb69 December 13, 2010
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An interesting term used for goat herders found in Africa. These hard workers have to learn to avoid the likes of cheetahs, hyenas, rhinos, irresponsible dick robbers, and spear hunters. The first letter of each will spell Chris. Sadly, it also applies to the slops of shit found in the rest of the world. Call someone a Chris, and they know they are going to have an all around shitty day.
Bobby Earl: Well shit on me mang, all of a sudden I’m just like a Chris. My girlfriend slapped my sack, I lost my money to the cock fights, my neighbor’s goat ate my wife's pansy’s, my car decided to catch fire and burn a house down, and something gave me awful diarrhea with blood.

Johnnie Beaver: Ha ha ha ha, you goat herder chris.

Bobby Earl: Fuck you.
by ass_monkey December 09, 2005
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A asian boy with a small pee-pee <3
Damn that asian boy Chris got a tiny pee-pee
by SnoopiePink August 11, 2015
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