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To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 03, 2012
known for having a huge mustache on his face.
He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.
by C.J. Malczyk March 01, 2010
the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
Damn that guy chris,sucks dick
by FUCK YAH ;D August 06, 2011
A Jammy Bastard.
Chris is such a jammy bastard
by Jimmy the hick March 14, 2008
A man who likes to party and that is very butt hurt to many people. he likes to play black ops and wonders why he is doing badly in school and is suppose to be working on a project but is on this website doing nothing that is helping the project
you are just like chris
by theblackman21 May 11, 2011
Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.
Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.
by Jasonvb69 December 13, 2010
a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.
"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"
by Nik55 January 07, 2009