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A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
by 123cjm January 01, 2008
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You don't get on a Chris' bad side.
You don't fuck with a Chris
You don't even attempt to show a Chris up.
Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your bullshit.
A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.
A strait up bad-ass.
A Chris is the guy to find when you
1: Need someones mouth shut for good.
2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
A Chris has an answer to every problem.
A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes.
A Chris knows everyone.
A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge cock and the ability to satisfy any girl.
A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle.
A Chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark.
A Chris is cut up with muscles.
A Chris smells seductive and mysterious.
A Chris never gets boring.
A Chris can master any expertise.
A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow.
When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.
Have Chris talk to him.
by 'bout to get dropped. May 27, 2011
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probably your name, and youre looking it up in Urban Dictionary to see what your name is defined as...this is it
Chris
by dontbeadouche October 15, 2010
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Stop being so damn awkward chris!
by SpanishConquistador October 05, 2011
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Chris The Name Commonly Given To Sex Crazed Creatures.
''Man, That Guy Is A Total Chris''
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is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008
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Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.

It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.

Chris is also generally a very thin person.
"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"
by FSF June 07, 2013
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