(n) A Chris is someone who is so amazing, mere mortals tremble in his very presence. Chris can move mountains and cause lightning storms, he can control the minds of the weak and he sees all.
Not somebody you want to have on your bad side, and if he is your friend, you're set for life.
aka a God
(adj) something that is amazing or indescribable with words.
Kid: "Dude that concert last night was Chris."
Kid 1: "Dude did you see that? That kid did a quintuple back flip with a 3 foot jump! That's impossible!"
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, thats Chris."
Kid 3: "Ah, that explains it.
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
The man of my dreams
, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.
He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
Holy shit man i wish i was like Chris!
One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"