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203.
a runescape nerd that doesnt know the meaning of a socical life, also likes to tug off while watching the computer screen
"chris" a chubby worm looking man
by Gibbo owns you August 31, 2008
 
1.
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
by 123cjm January 01, 2008
 
2.
is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008
 
3.
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
by hermionie June 14, 2005
 
4.
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. August 31, 2008
 
5.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
by The Chris Man 75657 August 27, 2008
 
6.
You don't get on a Chris' bad side.
You don't fuck with a Chris
You don't even attempt to show a Chris up.
Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your bullshit.
A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.
A strait up bad-ass.
A Chris is the guy to find when you
1: Need someones mouth shut for good.
2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
A Chris has an answer to every problem.
A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes.
A Chris knows everyone.
A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge cock and the ability to satisfy any girl.
A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle.
A Chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark.
A Chris is cut up with muscles.
A Chris smells seductive and mysterious.
A Chris never gets boring.
A Chris can master any expertise.
A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow.
When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.
Have Chris talk to him.
by 'bout to get dropped. May 27, 2011
 
7.
hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
Holy shit man i wish i was like Chris!
by pussypounder August 30, 2008