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A meanie-jerk face! (look it up people!) a stupid stalker that will NOT take NO for an answer! Who will eventually get too obsessed, and follow you EVERYWHERE! (yes even when your Downtown, like, seven miles away. AND just HAPPENED to know EXACTLY where you are!) And Turn into a STALKER!!
Chica 1: AHHHH, Chris is here!
Chica 2: OMG we're gonna DIE!!!
* Everyone runs and hides, even guys cause Chrises are usually HOMO*
by LostxPuppy! July 25, 2008
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1.
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
by 123cjm January 01, 2008
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2.
is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008
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3.
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
by hermionie June 14, 2005
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The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. August 31, 2008
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The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
by The Chris Man 75657 August 27, 2008
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hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
Holy shit man i wish i was like Chris!
by pussypounder August 30, 2008
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Chris
One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"
by 2face July 25, 2008
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