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Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober. Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar... Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now? Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me... Dan: Well what did you say?? Jon: "Let's fuck" Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night... Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh. |
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