Top Definition
phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)
man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
#dire #rea #chris #straits #diarrhea
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
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