| 1. | Chris Berman | ||
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Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN. Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun. |
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| 2. | Chris Berman | ||
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The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles. He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!
DA-RAID-AHS! Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is! |
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