eating chorizo 

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.

Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?

eating chorizo by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009

Chorizasos 

To slap a person using a penis. Derived from the Spanish slang term chorizo, which means penis.

A esa vieja le gusta que le den chorizasos!
That girl likes getting dick slapped!

Chorizasos by ESA-Man! June 29, 2009

chorizo breath 

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs

Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey

chorizo breath by E_Money June 25, 2008

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

Chorizo Thundercrack by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

fiesta de chorizo 

see sausage fest

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.

fiesta de chorizo by crack January 26, 2004

Chrizzo

A christian, usually one who feels more than a passing affiliation/commitment to the church.

Man, my parents made me go to church on the weekend and hang out with a load of chrizzos.

Chrizzo by Kram Nostam May 4, 2005

Dirty Chorizo 

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.

Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.

Dirty Chorizo by JQrazy November 29, 2009