Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.
"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."
"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(
Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.
Jealous john: Dude. . .
Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?
Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!