A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"