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A boner in Chino's.
Vini's got a choner!

I know right!
by Someonesomewherewj March 31, 2011
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Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.
Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.
by supa jew April 17, 2009
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2.
male or female underwear of any type
"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."
by Jonner May 14, 2005
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3.
a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.
ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.
by pollak-hater October 06, 2006
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5.
A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.
"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."
by Its luna July 29, 2009
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6.
Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.
Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.
by choned April 28, 2011
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A chode boner, the worst of the worst
Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch
by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010
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