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1. Choned
(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.
2. choned
Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.
Dude, I'm soooo choned
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