(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.
ie. She got choned.
Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.
Dude, I'm soooo choned