- What happens to the Washington Capitals everytime they make the playoffs.
I can't believe the Washington Capitals choked again, it happens every year!
by forever a leafs fan July 09, 2011

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A cigarette or pack of cigarettes.
I need to go buy me a pack of chokes.
by Hyde43 December 21, 2005

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Something you may or may not do in front of a crowd. You may often feel like there is something caught in your throat. It may often be the fact that your stupidity has bunched up down there. Or possibly the fact that you never did finish the meal you had about an hour ago. Either way, when you choke, it shows you're an idiot.
Old Man Said: I hope you choke on that.

Now I do not know why my example is an old man. He has nothing to do with this conversation and never will. But still, we will all cherish the memory of him being thought of as rudely hoping for someone to choke. Don't we all appreciate that about old men? Yes, i believe we do. Cherish this. Forever.
by .amy.dillo. July 20, 2008

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A tiny hole on the side of a glass piece used to get "a better hit" when smoking marijuana. Your finger is placed over the hole as you first start to inhale and then taken off while still inhaling causing more air to get into the pipe which in turn alows for a bigger hit.
"Dude let the fuk off the choke!"
by DayDay October 20, 2004

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When one becomes hungry while they are intoxicated or messed up by any drug, and then attempts to eat but has trouble doing any process involved in eating, including getting the food into their mouth, chewing, or swallowing, because of their current intoxication.
Dave: Why does Mark have spaghetti all over him?
Susanne: Oh, it's okay. He just has the chokes.

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Erica had to perform the heimlich maneuver on me last night, after I smoked and then tried to eat pretzels.
by KocoOcco March 23, 2011

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1) What the 2007 New England Patriots did in Super Bowl XLII.

2) The act of losing a big sports game when you are expected to win it, due to having prior wins and/or the odds in your favor.
1) The Pats choked in the Super Bowl and lost to the Giants. Bill Belichick walked off the field with time left on the clock. So much for 19-0.

2) Did you see Tom Brady last night? What a choke artist!
by Patssuck November 01, 2008

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It is when the falcons are winning by 28 points and then the patriots come back and ties the game up and then wins the game in overtime with 34 points.
Your team choked
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What the Boston Red Sox had done in the playoffs from 1918 until 2004.
The Sox might have won in 2004 but before that all they could do was choke.

World Series Score Sheet
Boston: 6
New York Yankees: 26
by bballfreak October 22, 2007

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