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Similar to the well known Trojan prophylactic brand. This is a condom for the smaller gentleman, possessing an inauspicious, stumpy, member that is wider than it is long.
Mildred was disappointed to learn that, far from possessing a beef bayonet; Humphrey was in fact a user of chojan branded condoms.
by C-winner August 23, 2010

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