Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 20, 2003
Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.
that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes
by souls2801 January 25, 2011
Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad
Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.
by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009
An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.
Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.
by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015
A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.
Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.
by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 05, 2015
A penis that is wider then it is long
"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"
by julescd August 20, 2014
A penis thats fatter than it is long.
Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.
by Geddessss March 16, 2009
A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded
I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.
by tbhturtle April 04, 2016
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