Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 20, 2003
A chode is a penis that is larger in cirCUMfrence than it is in length.
I tried to have sex with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what position we tried he couldn't penetrate me...even the slightest bit.
#penis #dong #wanger #pecker #ugly stick #pee pee #weenie #limo
by Tombaleena February 14, 2009
A penis that is wider than longer
You have a chode
#penis #fat #wide #chubby #ugly
by Master of Chodes June 05, 2014
A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.
My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.
#stump #chode #cock #penis #short #fat #long #wide
by Zorgon September 27, 2006
1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
#micropenis #babydick #button on a fur coat #invisiboner #clit dick #nubdick #micro soft dick #pinky winky
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
A penis that is has a greater circumference than length.

Can also be used as a general insult. similar to douche.

It is NOT the area between the butthole and ball sack.
"His girlfriend complained of his awkward chode."

"Misty is such a chode."
#penis #sausage #stubby #douchebag #weiner
by Payal's Dick April 19, 2013
The area between your balls and your anus. Also known as taint. Not to be confused with choad, which is a penis wider than it is long.
So last night, my girl and I were having sex, and she started rubbing my chode. I came instantly.
#chode #area #between #your #balls #and anus #taint #choad
by Nooooobsauce February 28, 2011
a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.
#the tube #the big d #the all american #the sac sucker #the winerschiwtzle
by will purtill November 11, 2013
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