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Chode, deriving from the latin root "Chod" (Meaning homosexual men who like to poke eachother's balls using there fat penises) is a penis that is approvimately 1.2 or greater width than its length. A chode is also a man (who Ejaculates over 5 times a day) or a women (who bones herself over twice a day).
Example 1: Noun:
"I love having sex with my boyfriend cuz' he can do it so hard with his impressive Chode"

Example 2: Verb:
"Borna stop Chodeing off you asshole before you stain my rug!"
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008
 
1.
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
 
2.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
by doober June 12, 2003
 
3.
Justin Bieber
Just Bieber is a chode.
by FreddyFuckFace October 26, 2010
 
4.
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
by Zaq November 30, 2004
 
5.
when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.
My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!
by andrew strong November 14, 2006
 
6.
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
by Crissy April 23, 2004
 
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The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
by Sugar Jones March 19, 2005