Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.
She was a chodesmoker.
by Chodesmokee February 23, 2005
by Mike Peterson December 27, 2002
I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
by Pete May 07, 2004
by tonyhasachode May 08, 2004
Well, we use the term to mean 'turd'. I know it's incorrect, but I heard the word on south park years ago and thought it meant 'poo', so we've all used it in our household ever since.
by CJ Hayes May 07, 2005
by dont worry bout it December 07, 2003
by John Gray March 28, 2003