The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.
"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!
by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"
"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs
by PUA terms January 14, 2012
Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 13, 2012
When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
by AndrogenAngel June 27, 2011
Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis
You Have a Chode!
by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w June 09, 2011
A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall
His chode was to small for the condem
by Daniel chill May 18, 2011
An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.
Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?
by dude405 March 25, 2011

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