The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad
Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.
by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009
A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.
Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.
by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 05, 2015
A penis that is wider than longer
You have a chode
by Master of Chodes June 05, 2014
A short-form used commonly in place of its root word "choda" to describe the area between a male's anus and scrotum.
The female escort spend a considerable amount of time licking the man's chode and balls before progressing to his penis. choda, grundle, perineum
by Nodatam October 18, 2011
The area between your balls and your anus. Also known as taint. Not to be confused with choad, which is a penis wider than it is long.
So last night, my girl and I were having sex, and she started rubbing my chode. I came instantly.
by Nooooobsauce February 28, 2011
a short fat dick
You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode
by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009
A penis thats fatter than it is long.
Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.
by Geddessss March 16, 2009

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