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The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
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Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:

a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).

b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).

c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"

b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."

c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"
by loki7 June 21, 2006
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Chode, also spelt choad, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word chode however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) Ducas has a fat chode.
2) Last night your mom tongued my chode.
3) Quit being such a chode.
by ducas June 05, 2007
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(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated
I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).
by Some Choad October 20, 2010
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11.
a penis that has a greater girth than length

like this 8IID
rather than this 8===D
DAMN!!! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes!
by T-Mart16 April 22, 2008
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(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus.

(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.
1. Lick my chode.

2. That guy is such a chode.
by Jasmine Mestisa July 21, 2005
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A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.
Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.
by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006
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14.
It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D
"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"
by t3h1337h4xx0r September 18, 2006
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