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Chode, also spelt choad, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word chode however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) Ducas has a fat chode.
2) Last night your mom tongued my chode.
3) Quit being such a chode.
by ducas June 05, 2007
 
1.
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
 
2.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
by doober June 12, 2003
 
3.
Justin Bieber
Just Bieber is a chode.
by FreddyFuckFace October 26, 2010
 
4.
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
by Zaq November 30, 2004
 
5.
when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.
My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!
by andrew strong November 14, 2006
 
6.
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
by Crissy April 23, 2004
 
7.
The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
by Sugar Jones March 19, 2005