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571.
Either a short fat person, a distubing person, or a distubling. Many ways of use. It is a random word because it can be used in so many ways. A chode can be an annoying person, a dirtbag, or a friend. A synonym would be choop, basically it has an origin of negativity but has sucomed to a common pet name for friends. When the word was originally a bad thing to say, it was commonly called Toad in secret.
Origin: Bronx, Sleepy Hollow, Hawthorne NY
1. Look at those chodes playin bball, they suck.
2. Yo, Whatup Chode.

That guy is a chode.
You are being chodey.
Stop acting so chodily.
Quit choding around.
by jose2010 April 10, 2007
 
1.
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
 
2.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
by doober June 12, 2003
 
3.
Justin Bieber
Just Bieber is a chode.
by FreddyFuckFace October 26, 2010
 
4.
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
by Zaq November 30, 2004
 
5.
when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.
My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!
by andrew strong November 14, 2006
 
6.
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
by Crissy April 23, 2004
 
7.
The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
by Sugar Jones March 19, 2005