The meaning of life.
I eat lots of chocolate every day.
by HelloItsMello February 07, 2013
A code word for sex. Often used around small children, adults, eavesdroppers, or other people who do not need to know what you're talking about. Can also provide inside jokes to you and your friends.
Sorry guys, gotta go. Gonna go get me some chocolate.
by kdj008 January 25, 2011
Slang for weed, marijuana, Mary jane etc...
Sketchy dude asks:

Heyyyy mannn you want some chocolate?
You: ?

Sketchy dude: Come on man. You know chocolate?
You: like what kind???
Sketchy dude: you know like some chocolate.
You: oh that kind of chocolate. Haha
by Magicman007 January 02, 2015
An awesome food product used in all sorts of food creations as well as used on its own, can lead to sexual pleasure with partner if used in the proper manner. Can also have side effects such as the bending of your toes backwards
"oh look a chocolate bar" eats chocolate "omg my toes are bending backwards!"
by Godfather October 21, 2008
Hershy, Ghiradelli, Dove, dark, white, milky, etc. Usually acts as medicine for your PMSing friend or girlfriend. A great romantic gift. The secret to life.
Boy:I'm really sorry I forgot your birthday.
Girl:You should be.
Boy:I brought you this chocolate
Girl:Awwwww. Thank you Johnny.
by Mandy Sophia Mendez July 24, 2007
Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms
My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours
by Aaron A-Money March 19, 2007
A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.
Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!
by Wise Man November 05, 2003
The best food of heaven, earth, and hell.
Human: CHOCOLATE!
Jesus: CHOCOLATE!
Satan: CHOCOLATE!
by lexisan November 05, 2011

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