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36.
1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.
Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!
by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 05, 2010
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1.
the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.
whenever u feel down just have some chocolate it makes u feel better !!!!!
by Nic March 08, 2004
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2.
1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually
He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.
by chocaholic May 15, 2003
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3.
A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.
I was really depressed so I bought a pint of chocolate ice cream.
by THECOOLONE January 05, 2005
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4.
The tastiest thing in the world!
Hey do you want some chocolate?
yeah!
by abi March 20, 2005
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5.
A candy made from cocao beans invented in the 19th century.
- In 1876, the Swiss discovered the process of adding milk to the chocolate.

The word chocolate is derived from the Nahuatl (Aztec) language: Chocolatl.
Chocolatl was a drink made from roasted cocao beans, chile and honey.
It was generally thought of as an aphrodisiac... (drinking chocolatl expands the artery leading to the penis for sustained erections.)
Note: Chocolatl is not to be confused with chocolate.
(Chocolate does not have this effect...)
"Damn! I'm craving chocolate again..."
by Aec August 28, 2003
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6.
Chocolate? Did you just look up chocolate?

Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!
Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!
by Screaming Chocolate Guy May 29, 2010
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7.
(CHAW-COH-LET)

1.A chick's best candy.
2.Your tongue's way of having sex.
3.A drug of the world because its very addictive.
4.A sweet piece of candy in the world that shuts little brats up who continuously scream about how they didn't get this, they didn't get that. Mommy...
5.Dark-skinned.
For a delicious surprise, learn to whipe your ass after you use the bathroom. The result is chocolate.
by Domino July 31, 2004
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