A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object.
Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.
the semen of a black guy
girl one: what did you do last night?
girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn't working.
The nectar of the gods
. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex
for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light
, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst
in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
Best drink in the World. Why? No reasons. It just is.
Gimme some of that Chocolate Milk will ya'?
The ultimate beverage.
I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.
What is with the first definition?!? It's a type of milk.
Just another racist cunt
using chocolate milk as a sexual term.
Milk mixed with roasted cocoa beans, and sugar.
The idea originally came from a philosopher, who argued that white women give white milk, and niggers give dark milk.
Because dark milk was so hard to produce, in many ways tasted terrible, and in some ways even was lethal, they decided to add sugar to it, and make it out of coco beans instead!
The whore gives chocolate milk because she's a nigga bamboon!
Just like nigger sperm is dark, so her milk is dark.
Some say niggers once where human beings,
The only white traces on a nigger may be is his hands, feet, and his teeth!
They have to line up naked on the manufacturing line, with their hands against the wall, and feet spread, like a criminal nigger, and get sprayed with a layer of permanent shit!
The smell and just the sight of them tells you they're criminals.
When white people hang out with black people.
Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.