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When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.
Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.

Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.

Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.

Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)

Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?
by Overweight Primate March 29, 2011
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