Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.
Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.
Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)
Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?
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