Top Definition
A Chocolate Nixon is when someone spreads Nutella ( A delicious chocolate breakfast spread sort of like peanut butter ) on their asshole and then has someone motorboat their ass. It's called a Chocolate Nixon because of the chocolate from the Nutella as well as the poop that may be in the ass still and because when someone does a Richard Nixon impression they shake their head violently from left to right and look like they're motorboating someone.
Nick: Man, I had a crazy night last night.
Chris: What happened?
Nick: Vikki got hammered on Jager last night again so I decided to spread Nutella on my ass and see if she'd give me a chocolate Nixon...
Chris: So did she?
Nick: I was president for a night =D
by Chocolatenix May 29, 2011

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