When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.
I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.
by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012
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