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A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.
1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.

2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.

3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.

4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.

5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
by Chocolate mistee September 24, 2010

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