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A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
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President Obama]. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician. "Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."
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Other than the name of the Tom Waits song a chocolate Jesus is the sexual act of shitting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later. I tried the Chocolate Jesus on Carol the other day and I went to the tomb and the stone was still there. I guess she isn't a Choclate Jesus.
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Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard. I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.
Really, how'd she take it? I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning. |
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