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7. Chocolate Hostage
Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo
"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"
by Northerner Apr 26, 2004 add a video
1. chocolate hostage
An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.
Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.
by Nick May 4, 2004 add a video
2. chocolate hostage
A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ Jan 1, 2005 add a video
3. Chocolate Hostage
Another term for Poo
"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"
by Beefburglar Jun 11, 2004 add a video
4. chocolate hostage
Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
turd poo dump crap shite
by Gav P Nov 28, 2005 add a video
5. chocolate hostage
Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement
Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo Mar 9, 2003 add a video
6. chocolate hostage
a turd which is being held captive for a later release
The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.
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