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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
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when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair
Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck
by nickdc323 October 10, 2005
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When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.
Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair
by ThatOneGuyWithABigDick May 26, 2012
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Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom
i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on
by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011
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Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.
I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.
by PhillZ February 07, 2010
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After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
by rev. peter lemonjello April 24, 2008
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Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 09, 2011
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right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"
oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.
by snazzlefever April 07, 2010
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