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When you are short on toilet paper so you have to use it sparingly, you wipe your arsehole after a shit and your finger goes through the toilet paper by accident and into the poo. The finger turns brown and looks like it's wearing a tutu. Chocolate Ballerina.
"Dude, we're short on toilet paper, are you sure you can make it?"
"There's only one way to find out, I'll have to risk getting a chocolate ballerina"
by Mountyyy February 23, 2012

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