| 1. | Chocolate Animal Cracker | ||
|
The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary. I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker. I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it! I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said, "No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?" I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!" |
|||
