A short fat penis, which is wider than longer.
Jame's Lado Has a huge ass choad!
when a dick is thicker than it is longer kind of like the astrodome shaped scrodm
the word choad simply describes maurice dweck
(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.
"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"
Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.
Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.
Mark is such a choad
, I dont know why we hang out with him.
Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel
Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.
Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!
Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!
Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!
A penis that is wider, than it is long.
Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.
"My choad hurts"