Guy 2: No! Dude! You don't want her, she's a Chloe.
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
C- chooses boys over girls whenever she can
H- holla's at every boy that looks at her
L- Looses friends over boys all the time
O- only talks to fit boys not boys that are nice
E- everyone thinks she is a slag
Girl 2- if she is like the other slaggy chloes we have already i dont wanna know her dirty lil slag.