Chloe is the kind of wife you want. She is a dick, possibly the ultimate dick. Chloe will make you fall off chairs laughing, and if not, she'll kick you off. Chloe is thoughtful/intelligent, like for example she may pretend to be pregnant on the tube to get a seat offered to her when hungover. Chloe does not waste a penny so she pays in copper coins at self-service machines in supermarkets- afterall it would be stupid to throw copper coins in the bin. Chloe is a fair person and can therefore find reasons to dislike most people. If she leaves out a more specific reason for you, don't worry, one of her sweeping generalisations will cover it. Chloe is a saint, she is The Giver, and even has one up on mother teresa with her pity sex. Chloe will protect you at all times, like when she goes home before you with all of your friends to ensure your house is clear of intruders while you are walking home alone in the dark drunk at 3am. Chloe is very generous- she'll shout you dinner when she wins the lottery, over a certain amount. Chloe is very sweet before she punches you in the face, but given how easy it is to infuriate Chloe with backpacks, slow movement, stupidity, most accents, religion and niceness, you probably deserved it and should've known better. Chloe is very informative and knowledgable so she'll certainly let you know if this is the case. You wouldn't say Chloe is a cunt, but she is. She's a sickcunt and she doesn't even know!
Stranger on tube; "Would you like my seat miss?"
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
by chloeswife October 10, 2012
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A Chloe is a girl who is amazing and talented but sometimes has a low self-esteem. She may not feel beautiful or hot, but she is the most beautiful and adorable girl you can ever meet. She is sweet and when she has to say something people will listen. If she ever spills out her heart to you then you know she really trusts you and you better not mess that up! She is just extraordinary and people who are lucky enough to meet Chloe will never forget her outer and inner beauty. You would want to keep her safe and always make her smile just to see that smile that will make your whole day. You would love her more than anything in the universe and you would want to spend forever with her.
I can't believe she is so amazing!

Yeah dude she's a Chloe.
by Navi37 November 06, 2011
A friendly girl with a nice ass who is loved by everyone! She is a hot person, no girls have any problems with her and all the guys want to have hot, mad, steamy sex with her.
Chloe is so nice. She gets along with everyone
by shkjashd January 08, 2008
A powerful name for a very spirited woman
Chloe’s tend to be very intelligent, witty, humorous and sensual. For some strange reason they have the most intense eyes you will ever fall into. Up to this point in time, there has been over 56 years of intense research into this phenomena; but even with the (some may say extreme) amount of resources and time spent on this quandary by the most brilliant minds of the modern age, there has been no feasible conclusion and a distinct lack of even hypothetical consensus as to how or why this breathtaking mystery occurs.
Any Chloe born under a fire sign; especially the dominant star (sun) sign of Leo will be a force to be reckoned with; while Bogans and other assorted scum will be uncontrollably drawn towards the power that is Chloe; unless they change their evil ways, they will be consumed by both the passion and fire that is inherent in these ethereal yet earthbound goddesses.
Do you ever get the feeling that there is more to life; that something is missing that makes you incomplete?
Do you feel it on a dark night; does it haunt the corners of your vision?
Is it on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite identify what it is that is lacking from your meagre existence, the one thing that has always been missing?

So many questions; only one answer: Chloe

Sunday 08/02/2009
by Sandy28 February 08, 2009
An amazing, crazy, and loveable girl. The kind that is friends with everyone and never seems to be in a bad mood. Everyone loves a Chloe.
"That girl from the party last night was such a Chloe. Everyone wanted to be around her!"
by Monsterr August 16, 2008
Most awesome girl, extremely attractive
unlike anyone you have ever met before
likes to use the word rad excessively
really nice, good person
extremely hot and sexy
1. Wow that girls amazing
2. Yeah she's such a chloe
by c-c-c-Chase July 10, 2008
An original English name which originates from the term beautiful one, pronounced Clue-ee. Mainly used in the 1940's but has become a common English name.
That girl is chloe, or she is called Chloe meaning beautiful or the term of her name.
by Diction Freaks December 01, 2006
a chloe is someone who can be your girlfriend and your best friend all at once!! chloe is everything you can ask for in a person....in school shes smart and quiet...and once she gets a few drinks in her the wild side comes out!! her only problem is that she cares too much about what people around her think!! so to sum up a chloe in one word....PERFECT
QUESTION:whats smart fun and sexy

ANSWER: duh.... its a chloe
by ya little wet thing February 06, 2010

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