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The sexiest walrus you will ever meet. Not only is she amazingly uber cool, but she is the best 1337 on the interwebs. You will want to rape her with a cookie promptly after meeting her.
Damnn girl, I'd tap that Chloe Shipley-Ruth.
by chloe shipley ruth April 05, 2010

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