Top Definition
Chiwompass che-wahmp-puss, n-

Origin: 2011, Late Germanic English, in the common tongue.

-noun
1. Any female who rises up in a fit of rage to neutralize a threat. This is usually but not dependent upon being involved in a confrontation.

2. The type of "chick" that is gunna "wamp" on yo face if you so much as think about sittin yo skinny scrub self down. She waitin for a real man.

3. A girl who farts louder than a man.

-verb

4. One who has been subjected to the beating of a Chiwompass
1. Example: “The chiwompass, feeling that her posse had taken enough lip from a loser male, laid down a beating that the loser male would never forget.”

2. Example: “Man, that stupid chiwompass just totally cock blocked me.”

3. Example: My wife wins every farting contest because she is a chiwompass.

-verb

4. Example: “Whoa bro, that B just chiwomped your face.”
by Not The Momma_CKJ March 24, 2011

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