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Chiva is a little dutch girl. Lover of vodka, hater of american football. Messing with her vodka will put you in hospital. She also has great boobs.
Chiva's vodka is off limits.
by AgentNooner January 14, 2012
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1.
Heroin
Yo can you hook-up some chiva?
by Blazer420Arya August 27, 2003
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2.
Most sucessful soccer club in Mexico, having won the Championship 11 times, most reently in 2006. Chivas is the only Mexican team to use only Mexicans on the field, no foreigners play there. Chivas's playing style is fast and they have young, talented players.
Chivas beat Argentinian Soccer powerhouse Boca Juniors 4-0 and tied with FC Barcelona 1-1
by AceGunz January 31, 2010
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3.
Only the greatest soccer team in Mexican soccer history.
Chivas are the greatest soccer team ever.
by Vertigo936 August 07, 2006
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4.
Heroin, but specifically the reddish-brown poppy resin that comes up from Mexico, usually sold in very small amounts in latex balloons. Considered the lowest-quality heroin obtainable in the USA, as opposed to the more powerful, more desirable and expensive Black Tar or China White heroin varieties.

Also simply nicknamed "brown" because of its color.

"Chiva" means "goat" in Spanish.
"We've been banging chiva because we couldn't get any Black tar or China White."
by rasputin1963 February 04, 2013
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5.
en espanol: a female goat
pinche chiva apestosa..

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fucking stinky goat..
by NumeroUnoChingon August 02, 2010
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6.
Greatest football team ever
Did you see how the chivas fucked up that penalty kick against las pumas
by ElChicanoDeChciago October 01, 2004
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7.
1) animal farm

2) coward

3) delator

4) heroin

5) anything without value

6) fan or player of Guadalajara soccer team from Mexico
1) The chiva eats grass

2) Do not be chiva!

3) I won`t tell you anything. You are a chiva.

4) Where can I buy some chiva?

5) Get your chivas out of here!

6) The chivas lost again against Aguilas del America
by feesgo January 22, 2010
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