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1.) A low life MLB player who is the third base player for the braves. on his spare time eats kittens and other adorable species. he is one of satans highest ranking officers. his hobbies outside of baseball are murder, unprotected locker room pleasures, and asian men.

2.) slang for urine
Hey do you see that Chipper Jones eating kittens over there?
by Jeff Bagwell2 June 22, 2010
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1.
In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.
Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.
by bud selig March 09, 2004
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2.
The best baseball player of them all.
Chipper Jones just launched another homer!
by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003
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3.
The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.
Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.
by MLB fan June 12, 2009
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4.
Bi sexual, just as good from either sides of the plate.
Chipper Jones, Miley Cyrus, Dennis Rodman, Elton John
by CJonesATL March 29, 2009
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6.
overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.
no example for now or ever
by Adrian December 12, 2004
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